1. (Source: doctom666, via thecrazyalaskan)


  3. “stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

    (Source: augusters, via fake-mermaid)


  4. alt-j:

    why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

    (via fake-mermaid)


  5. bombing:

    i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

    (via egberts)


  6. ryeisenberg:


    • It’s called Master of the Universe.
    • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
    • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
    • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
    • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
    • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
    • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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    • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
    • This is my reaction to everything else:
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    • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

    The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

    (via the-doctors-consulting-detective)


  7. veruca-assault:


    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    (via belgd)

  8. xamity:



    I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

    Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho


    holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

    (via thecrazyalaskan)